Movie Review: Red One

Released: 2024

Watched on: In Theaters

Genre: Christmas, Action, Comedy

Posted age rating: PG-13

My Rating: 4.5/5 Stars

I currently base my reviews loosely around the CAWPILE system developed by Book Roast on YouTube. I modify the categories depending on the format of the story I’m reviewing.

My star ratings are purely by my opinion and not measured by any particular metric.

SPOILER WARNING: This review will contain spoilers! Proceed with caution!

Summary

After Santa Claus is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security must team up with a notorious hacker in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.

Characters

All vibrant, all fun. Santa is swole (JK Simmons is in surprisingly good shape). As usual, The Rock’s character was a bit stubborn and impulsive/hotheaded. There was a fun array of mythical characters such as trolls, Krampus, and the Headless Horseman.

Atmosphere

Fun Christmas action, urgent but combative. Snowy Christmas time!

Writing Style

Fairly fun and clever. Could have done with fewer swears, hence the missing half star.

Plot

Again it was fairly fun and clever. Showed our “real” Santa in a cool environment with clear history. Hidden North Pole reminiscent of Wakanda. I liked seeing some of Jack’s skills at use in the beginning and throughout.

Intrigue

Who took Santa? And why? A decent little mystery.

Logic

Plays off of lots of Christmas mythologies fairly well. The magic elements made as much sense as they needed to.

Enjoyment and Final Thoughts

I really liked it. It was fun and silly with a dose of action/spy movie. Would definitely watch again for fun.

Would I Recommend It?

Yes! Keep in mind there is unnecessary swearing, but other than that it’s a good time.

Memorable Quote

“Every decision, big or small, is an opportunity to do good.”